1 My story 18/7/2012, 3:28 pm
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[15:09:52] @ Deranged : I had sex with a girl at firing range
[15:10:01] @ Deranged : We had a "special tree"
[15:10:09] @ Deranged :
[15:10:18] snakeMW3 : xD
[15:12:14] @ Deranged : Then in the middle of the proscess we got sniped by some bitch in search
[15:12:35] @ Deranged : Then,we do it in mike myers,and sadly,we got knifed
[15:13:04] @ Deranged : As my body fell from the 2 foot high tree,i realized,i didnt use a condom
[15:13:04] x Droiid has been disconnected on Wed 18 Jul - 15:13 (session timeout)
[15:13:11] x Droiid joined the chat on Wed 18 Jul - 15:13
[15:13:44] @ Deranged :
[15:14:17] @ Deranged : A months later,BMFK PrettyGirl deleted me
[15:14:25] MILFxConqueror999 joined the chat on Wed 18 Jul - 15:14
[15:14:32] @ Deranged : I suddenly seached for her
[15:14:41] @ Deranged : And i found her and called her name
[15:14:51] @ Deranged : She was like-What?Who are you
[15:15:01] @ Deranged : And i said,its meh,Deranged
[15:15:12] @ Deranged : Suddenly,i send an ally request
[15:15:21] @ Deranged : And she accepts it
[15:15:26] @ Deranged : We play launch,
[15:15:34] @ Deranged : I kill her on accident
[15:15:47] @ Deranged : Then we leave and go to nuketown
[15:16:03] @ Deranged : Then,her friend and her started arguing over me
[15:16:08] @ Deranged : No joke
[15:16:14] @ Deranged : Then,i record it
[15:16:37] @ Deranged : Suddenly,my sex partner says-Your mad because he pays more attention to me
[15:16:53] @ Deranged : Then the other girl counters with-So?Hes my friend to
[15:17:05] @ Deranged : 2 weeks later,i make another account
[15:17:18] @ Deranged : I suddenly find a fine babe named twizzler
[15:17:29] @ Deranged : She asks me out,and i accept
[15:17:42] @ Deranged : We go to nuketown and party with a squeker
[15:17:52] @ Deranged : I kill the kid a few times and he leaves
[15:18:05] @ Deranged : We suddenly walk up to the green house bedroom
[15:18:15] @ Deranged : We start dougining
[15:18:27] @ Deranged : She then knifes me
[15:18:32] @ Deranged : Then i say BRB
[15:18:43] @ Deranged : and i join my friend named [MOD]Slayer
[15:19:04] @ Deranged : I join back a few minutes later hoping she wont rage
[15:19:22] madmax3161 joined the chat on Wed 18 Jul - 15:19
[15:19:26] @ Deranged : Then i suddenly get a message that says-You joined your friends
[15:19:32] @ Deranged : Then i say,no
[15:19:35] @ Deranged : i did not
[15:19:41] snakeMW3 : -.-
[15:19:43] snakeMW3 : ok
[15:19:47] @ Deranged : The next morning,i play a mod menu game
[15:19:57] @ Deranged : then i eat mc donalds breakfast
[15:20:06] @ Deranged : And my wii stops reading disks
[15:20:10] @ Deranged : I rage
[15:20:23] @ Deranged : i hoped that my memory card saved everything
[15:20:30] @ Deranged : I put it in my other wii
[15:20:35] @ Deranged : And no data is saved
[15:20:53] @ Deranged : And i look at the sky while its raining and i scream-WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[15:20:56] snakeMW3 : xD
[15:21:08] @ Deranged : Then a few months later i join xCoDeZz
[15:21:21] @ Deranged : I post a lot,then take a You should erase this post ;) (for your own good) break
[15:21:37] @ Deranged : As i watch those lesbians slowly get un dressed
[15:21:45] @ Deranged : And kiss each other,
[15:22:05] @ Deranged : I slowly get a boner
[15:22:07] @ Deranged : XD
[15:22:16] @ Deranged : A few minutes later,
[15:22:21] @ Deranged : They stop
[15:22:34] @ Deranged : I then [Censored]
[15:22:44] @ Deranged : Then i go back to xCoDeZz
[15:22:52] @ Deranged : then i discover CL
[15:23:00] @ Deranged : And i sang a song
[15:23:02] @ Deranged : The end
[15:10:01] @ Deranged : We had a "special tree"
[15:10:09] @ Deranged :
[15:10:18] snakeMW3 : xD
[15:12:14] @ Deranged : Then in the middle of the proscess we got sniped by some bitch in search
[15:12:35] @ Deranged : Then,we do it in mike myers,and sadly,we got knifed
[15:13:04] @ Deranged : As my body fell from the 2 foot high tree,i realized,i didnt use a condom
[15:13:04] x Droiid has been disconnected on Wed 18 Jul - 15:13 (session timeout)
[15:13:11] x Droiid joined the chat on Wed 18 Jul - 15:13
[15:13:44] @ Deranged :
[15:14:17] @ Deranged : A months later,BMFK PrettyGirl deleted me
[15:14:25] MILFxConqueror999 joined the chat on Wed 18 Jul - 15:14
[15:14:32] @ Deranged : I suddenly seached for her
[15:14:41] @ Deranged : And i found her and called her name
[15:14:51] @ Deranged : She was like-What?Who are you
[15:15:01] @ Deranged : And i said,its meh,Deranged
[15:15:12] @ Deranged : Suddenly,i send an ally request
[15:15:21] @ Deranged : And she accepts it
[15:15:26] @ Deranged : We play launch,
[15:15:34] @ Deranged : I kill her on accident
[15:15:47] @ Deranged : Then we leave and go to nuketown
[15:16:03] @ Deranged : Then,her friend and her started arguing over me
[15:16:08] @ Deranged : No joke
[15:16:14] @ Deranged : Then,i record it
[15:16:37] @ Deranged : Suddenly,my sex partner says-Your mad because he pays more attention to me
[15:16:53] @ Deranged : Then the other girl counters with-So?Hes my friend to
[15:17:05] @ Deranged : 2 weeks later,i make another account
[15:17:18] @ Deranged : I suddenly find a fine babe named twizzler
[15:17:29] @ Deranged : She asks me out,and i accept
[15:17:42] @ Deranged : We go to nuketown and party with a squeker
[15:17:52] @ Deranged : I kill the kid a few times and he leaves
[15:18:05] @ Deranged : We suddenly walk up to the green house bedroom
[15:18:15] @ Deranged : We start dougining
[15:18:27] @ Deranged : She then knifes me
[15:18:32] @ Deranged : Then i say BRB
[15:18:43] @ Deranged : and i join my friend named [MOD]Slayer
[15:19:04] @ Deranged : I join back a few minutes later hoping she wont rage
[15:19:22] madmax3161 joined the chat on Wed 18 Jul - 15:19
[15:19:26] @ Deranged : Then i suddenly get a message that says-You joined your friends
[15:19:32] @ Deranged : Then i say,no
[15:19:35] @ Deranged : i did not
[15:19:41] snakeMW3 : -.-
[15:19:43] snakeMW3 : ok
[15:19:47] @ Deranged : The next morning,i play a mod menu game
[15:19:57] @ Deranged : then i eat mc donalds breakfast
[15:20:06] @ Deranged : And my wii stops reading disks
[15:20:10] @ Deranged : I rage
[15:20:23] @ Deranged : i hoped that my memory card saved everything
[15:20:30] @ Deranged : I put it in my other wii
[15:20:35] @ Deranged : And no data is saved
[15:20:53] @ Deranged : And i look at the sky while its raining and i scream-WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[15:20:56] snakeMW3 : xD
[15:21:08] @ Deranged : Then a few months later i join xCoDeZz
[15:21:21] @ Deranged : I post a lot,then take a You should erase this post ;) (for your own good) break
[15:21:37] @ Deranged : As i watch those lesbians slowly get un dressed
[15:21:45] @ Deranged : And kiss each other,
[15:22:05] @ Deranged : I slowly get a boner
[15:22:07] @ Deranged : XD
[15:22:16] @ Deranged : A few minutes later,
[15:22:21] @ Deranged : They stop
[15:22:34] @ Deranged : I then [Censored]
[15:22:44] @ Deranged : Then i go back to xCoDeZz
[15:22:52] @ Deranged : then i discover CL
[15:23:00] @ Deranged : And i sang a song
[15:23:02] @ Deranged : The end