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How i almost died 7/5/2012, 5:34 pm
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GoldOnce somebody was spraying me down in MW3. I was scared out of my mind. I
saw tracers glowing past me like flaming ball sacs. I dashed past them
with my speed mod just missing the glowing catastrophes. Hiding around
the corner with my inf uav ready, I waited. Waited, and waited some
more. A whole 5 seconds have passed allowing me to recover from my
10,000 bullet wounds. All of a sudden, BAM! He prefired around the
corner when I wasn't expecting it, but somehow missing with every shot?
There we stood head to head. It was my Javelin versus his Akimbo FMG9's.
He quickly reloaded. I had to think fast, or I knew I was a goner! He
began to spray. Just as my health hit 1, I remembered to teleport. I
teleported about 40 feet behind the fiend and locked my Javelin on him.
PSHSHSHSHSHUUUSHHUIIIHSHSHSHH!!! The Javelin dashed straight into the
sky. Due to the level of noobeyness the enemy had, the FMG9's were the
only guns he had ever used. "HAHA YOU MISSED ME!" exclaimed the profound
villain. "Orly?" I asked. The noob began to spray once more, not
knowing it was to be his last. Just as I reached 25% health, it hit. The
Javelin reversed it's trajectory and gained enough velocity to smash
the foe with the force of 30,000 subatomic spits. I had won. I won the
battle. I defeated the legendary noob "Deeznutz." I hope that was the
last of the species. The Squeakers are a very dangerous creature. They
have the might to blow one's eardrum in a single breath. I have a
feeling that they will one day return, and when that day comes, I will
eliminate them all. The PykxL army will prevail against the squeking Deeznutz and the D4RkWoLFs
saw tracers glowing past me like flaming ball sacs. I dashed past them
with my speed mod just missing the glowing catastrophes. Hiding around
the corner with my inf uav ready, I waited. Waited, and waited some
more. A whole 5 seconds have passed allowing me to recover from my
10,000 bullet wounds. All of a sudden, BAM! He prefired around the
corner when I wasn't expecting it, but somehow missing with every shot?
There we stood head to head. It was my Javelin versus his Akimbo FMG9's.
He quickly reloaded. I had to think fast, or I knew I was a goner! He
began to spray. Just as my health hit 1, I remembered to teleport. I
teleported about 40 feet behind the fiend and locked my Javelin on him.
PSHSHSHSHSHUUUSHHUIIIHSHSHSHH!!! The Javelin dashed straight into the
sky. Due to the level of noobeyness the enemy had, the FMG9's were the
only guns he had ever used. "HAHA YOU MISSED ME!" exclaimed the profound
villain. "Orly?" I asked. The noob began to spray once more, not
knowing it was to be his last. Just as I reached 25% health, it hit. The
Javelin reversed it's trajectory and gained enough velocity to smash
the foe with the force of 30,000 subatomic spits. I had won. I won the
battle. I defeated the legendary noob "Deeznutz." I hope that was the
last of the species. The Squeakers are a very dangerous creature. They
have the might to blow one's eardrum in a single breath. I have a
feeling that they will one day return, and when that day comes, I will
eliminate them all. The PykxL army will prevail against the squeking Deeznutz and the D4RkWoLFs
